George and Amal Clooney are now the proud parents of two babies that they seem to want to grow up to be well-adjusted.

The new parents selected the names Ella and Alexander for the twins -- two perfectly lovely names for a couple of kids who will probably have perfectly lovely lives. Given their pedigree, they'll probably be intelligent, gracious, and very good looking. How nice!

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As we await the children's middle names, there's still a chance that a couple of repurposed nouns will end up on their birth certificates, as is the celebrity custom. Never forget Zooey Deschanel's daughter, Elsie Otter.